Why am I so infatuated with this chick?

Perhaps it is because everyone I know seems to think that I am her. She is me? Whatever. You get the idea. Most days, I would smile and say, "Why, of COURSE I am Wonder Woman!!!" But today, I would rather respond with something more like this: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?! I AM NOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! WONDER WOMAN!" Insert the hand-on-hips voice of the Nanna here: "Don't you know????? I told you THREE TIMES!!!!!" And there you have it. Good thing tomorrow is a new day, huh? I hope everyone gets the message that they should be nice to me tomorrow, since they weren't today.